We've all seen them. Chesters driving the shady van that even your uncle wouldn't drive, and he's a two-time felon. Welcome to Shady Vans!
At first glance, this van doesn’t seem so shady.
You start to think to yourself, “Maybe this is a work van…these guys seem like they’re at work… yeah, maybe painters or something.” Then they grab you, put you inside, and make you realize the true depth of darkness in a completely windowless van. Hey, is that [...]
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Nothing attracts the youngsters more than a shiny nickel! And no windows to boot!
Shady Rating = 9.2
Windowless? Check.
Rusted-out, barely attached roof? Check.
Parked in the middle of nowhere? Check.
Missing spare tire? Check.
The complete package! This extended cab is the best shadester we’ve seen in a while! It even features an escape hatch on top… well, I guess it might be taunting to call it an escape hatch… if you’re not tall enough [...]
Fat kid in back. Ugh.
Shady Rating = 8.5. No windows. Bad tires. Waiting outside an apartment building.
This shady van has got to be abandoned, too, btw. Note the parking ticket. Well played. Parking cops 1, chester 0.
He might be a felon, but at least he’s stopping to vote to make his shady voice heard. Hmmmm… which party? Republican? Democrat? Nope. NAMBLA.
Shady Rating = 9.1.
Hat tip to Maproom on Flickr.
Comedian and writer Michael Ian Black lists his Top 8 Custom Vans on Best Week Ever. Hilarious.
Big Bear Van. Nothing lures the kiddos like a big black bear sniffing for flesh. Way to go. Points for windowlessness and a driver’s side “step-up” for a fast getaway. Shady Rating = 8.9.
Also, where is this van parked? [...]
“How to: make window-less van more sinister”
From Ephram Zerb on Flickr
Jessica from Indexed knows what we’re talkin’ about:
No explanation necessary.
Shady Rating = 10