We've all seen them. Chesters driving the shady van that even your uncle wouldn't drive, and he's a two-time felon. Welcome to Shady Vans!
What a massive surprise. A van that stops for kids. I didn’t see that coming (but neither will the kids).
Not sure what this van does or why it stops, and why children would be crossing in front of it, but a closer look into the window shows that it’s carrying no inventory or boxes….
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Holey moley. Is that a freakin’ heart?
That’s a custom window job there, Shady. Nothing defeats the spirit of hope in a youngster than seeing a bleak amount of sunlight poke through a heart-shaped window. Painting the van black can’t hurt either — it must get to be 106 degrees in there in the summer.
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Inconspicuously parked next to what seems to be a Department of Water and Power building, this shady has too many windows to really be dangerous… or is that the trick?????
Shady Rating = 4.2
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If you get lured into this shadester, it’s your own fault. It’s a short bus shady. Come on.
It’s parked right outside an unsuspecting (really?) housing development. Yes, there is a massive window in the back, but it’s covered with a curtain.
Shady Rating = 7.7
Yikes. Parked by itself in the back of what looks to be a seaside parking lot. Black glazed windows. Not a rear double-hatch, but a single (and tough to open from the inside, no doubt) back door.
All the finishing touches (including the shadiest dirty tires we’ve seen in a while) needed to make this into [...]
Don’t be mistaken. This shiny, family-looking vacation wagon is a shady-in-disguise. What better distraction than to look like a friendly traveling band?
Shaded windows are a plus. Also, it’s parked in front of a hotel. Waiting for check-out stragglers.
Shady Rating = 8.2
On the top of a nice glen, this tartan-covered RV is on the lookout for young Scottish lads.
Shady Rating = 6.8.
Saw this shady on the freeway, making a speedy getaway. And if you had any question to the shadiness… [Blank] Creek Free Press?
Shady Rating = 5.8. Lots of windows, but an interesting luggage rack on top. Perhaps used for strapping down Big Wheels?
Where are you off to in such a rush, shady?
Why don’t you pop open those back doors and let us see your wares?
Shady Rating = 7.2.
Shady Rating = 2. Lots of windows, public location. Not really a full van. More of the mini-van variety. Almost not worth mentioning. Marginally shady. Slow day in Shadyville.
I guess you could hide an abducted kid under a blanket, and hope that everyone is distracted by the shiny rims. Seriously, rims?