We've all seen them. Chesters driving the shady van that even your uncle wouldn't drive, and he's a two-time felon. Welcome to Shady Vans!
Yikes. Parked by itself in the back of what looks to be a seaside parking lot. Black glazed windows. Not a rear double-hatch, but a single (and tough to open from the inside, no doubt) back door.
All the finishing touches (including the shadiest dirty tires we’ve seen in a while) needed to make this into [...]
On the top of a nice glen, this tartan-covered RV is on the lookout for young Scottish lads.
Shady Rating = 6.8.
Windowless? Check.
Rusted-out, barely attached roof? Check.
Parked in the middle of nowhere? Check.
Missing spare tire? Check.
The complete package! This extended cab is the best shadester we’ve seen in a while! It even features an escape hatch on top… well, I guess it might be taunting to call it an escape hatch… if you’re not tall enough [...]
Fat kid in back. Ugh.
Shady Rating = 8.5. No windows. Bad tires. Waiting outside an apartment building.
This shady van has got to be abandoned, too, btw. Note the parking ticket. Well played. Parking cops 1, chester 0.
He might be a felon, but at least he’s stopping to vote to make his shady voice heard. Hmmmm… which party? Republican? Democrat? Nope. NAMBLA.
Shady Rating = 9.1.
Hat tip to Maproom on Flickr.
Comedian and writer Michael Ian Black lists his Top 8 Custom Vans on Best Week Ever. Hilarious.
Big Bear Van. Nothing lures the kiddos like a big black bear sniffing for flesh. Way to go. Points for windowlessness and a driver’s side “step-up” for a fast getaway. Shady Rating = 8.9.
Also, where is this van parked? [...]
Ah, the first van. All the elements are here:
Deserted hotel.
Van parked where 50% of windows are blocked by wall.
Sidewalks overtaken by grass.
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