We've all seen them. Chesters driving the shady van that even your uncle wouldn't drive, and he's a two-time felon. Welcome to Shady Vans!
What a massive surprise. A van that stops for kids. I didn’t see that coming (but neither will the kids).
Not sure what this van does or why it stops, and why children would be crossing in front of it, but a closer look into the window shows that it’s carrying no inventory or boxes….
Shady Rating: [...]
Holey moley. Is that a freakin’ heart?
That’s a custom window job there, Shady. Nothing defeats the spirit of hope in a youngster than seeing a bleak amount of sunlight poke through a heart-shaped window. Painting the van black can’t hurt either — it must get to be 106 degrees in there in the summer.
Shady Rating [...]
At first glance, this van doesn’t seem so shady.
You start to think to yourself, “Maybe this is a work van…these guys seem like they’re at work… yeah, maybe painters or something.” Then they grab you, put you inside, and make you realize the true depth of darkness in a completely windowless van. Hey, is that [...]
Inconspicuously parked next to what seems to be a Department of Water and Power building, this shady has too many windows to really be dangerous… or is that the trick?????
Shady Rating = 4.2
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Check out the Shady, Bringin’ the Bling!
Nothing attracts the youngsters more than a shiny nickel! And no windows to boot!
Shady Rating = 9.2