We've all seen them. Chesters driving the shady van that even your uncle wouldn't drive, and he's a two-time felon. Welcome to Shady Vans!
If you get lured into this shadester, it’s your own fault. It’s a short bus shady. Come on.
It’s parked right outside an unsuspecting (really?) housing development. Yes, there is a massive window in the back, but it’s covered with a curtain.
Shady Rating = 7.7
Yikes. Parked by itself in the back of what looks to be a seaside parking lot. Black glazed windows. Not a rear double-hatch, but a single (and tough to open from the inside, no doubt) back door.
All the finishing touches (including the shadiest dirty tires we’ve seen in a while) needed to make this into [...]
Don’t be mistaken. This shiny, family-looking vacation wagon is a shady-in-disguise. What better distraction than to look like a friendly traveling band?
Shaded windows are a plus. Also, it’s parked in front of a hotel. Waiting for check-out stragglers.
Shady Rating = 8.2
On the top of a nice glen, this tartan-covered RV is on the lookout for young Scottish lads.
Shady Rating = 6.8.
Windowless? Check.
Rusted-out, barely attached roof? Check.
Parked in the middle of nowhere? Check.
Missing spare tire? Check.
The complete package! This extended cab is the best shadester we’ve seen in a while! It even features an escape hatch on top… well, I guess it might be taunting to call it an escape hatch… if you’re not tall enough [...]