We've all seen them. Chesters driving the shady van that even your uncle wouldn't drive, and he's a two-time felon. Welcome to Shady Vans!
The reflectors placed on the tail of this shady van were likely left as warnings from other children, but will, unfortunately, do as much to attract newcomers.
Then again, the lack of symmetry suggest that an adult tried to put these on as a child would. Shady.
Reflectors attract attention, which is something most chesters want to [...]
“How to: make window-less van more sinister”
From Ephram Zerb on Flickr
Possible reasons for such a low-sitting van?
Purposefully lowered to allow for an easier step-up for young, short legs?
Too many bags of candy?
King-size mattress?
Or, the one thing we’re all thinking, but are too ashamed to say… stacks of bodies?
In any case, Shady Rating = 8. (Too many windows, er, escape hatches, to get a full, glorious [...]